quote of the day

Pointing to the map of our country, John asks, "What does that say?"

I read him the title: "It says, 'United States Map.'"

"No, not that! That!" he continues, pointing in the exact same direction.

I try to clarify. "California?" 

"No, above California!" he insists.

"Oh! That says 'Sacramento,'" I answer.

"Is that the funnest place in America?" he asks me.

"No, not really," I say, wondering why he thinks so.

"Then why does it have a star by it?" he continues.

"Because, John!" Jacob yells. "It's the capital of the United States of America!"